National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

Shemar Moore Caption

An instagram caption so uncomfortable, it hurts you emotionally

"My eyes looking a lil lit from laying in the sun... I was born 4/20.... but I swear I don’t puff puff pass 🤷🏽 ♂️😉🥺😜🤣🤣"
The Definitive Shemar Moore Caption

by nctoobusy February 10, 2021

Le French Captain Zack Senpai

A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative

A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know

by M. C. squire May 24, 2021

La Vida Cantina

Some place at the mall

“Oh you went to La Vida Cantina? That place at the mall??”

by Everyman July 5, 2021

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Dat nga ahh cappin 💀

Mostly used in tiktok. Meaning "his ass is lying"

Guy 1: I turned down 12 Basketball D1 Offers to write feminine literature.

Guy 2: Dat nga ahh cappin 💀

by WyattYves August 25, 2023

you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023