Bone Fart

When you crack your bones, the noise and relief is from a release of gas. Therefore, a bone fart.
I went to the chiropractor and got the bone fart.
by TheQuibbles June 27, 2024
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Boning Bug

Also known as Scabies, a highly contagious skin mite that doctors say is most commonly transferred during intimate contact.
The doctor said Alexa has boning bugs!!!!
by ermahgerdddd February 21, 2013
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frog boned

Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.
Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.
by SmokeShowRandy April 29, 2024
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A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.
by "JE" October 15, 2017
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Bone sniffer

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.
Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.
by Fuzzy nuggets October 05, 2019
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apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokkerWilliam White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.
Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!
by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 22, 2023
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apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokkerWilliam White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.
Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!
by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 22, 2023
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