Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.

Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet

by YaWho February 1, 2025

de whey

de whey to unganda
de uganden knuckles spend their lives looking for de whey

do you knoe de whey?
my queen, she knoes de whey.

by lordquinoaa May 3, 2018

Papá de acuña

Alguien que no existe

Oe! Donde están tus derechos peruano?
Con el papá de Acuña

by Aikabarata October 26, 2020

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by GUIA DE ASTURIAS August 30, 2017

De Freshmaker

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.

We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.

by The Dirty Baker August 3, 2022

de Belin

when you make a valiant effort to hide where ever possible from someone who is searching for you.

"Did you just see that!" that bloke just did a "de Belin" on his missus.

by Gigglesnshitz July 5, 2021

de

dick eating

Josh: man i really like Craig hes such a nice guy
Will: bruh stop with the de

by himmynuetrom February 7, 2023