Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?
Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023
Get the my long penismug. Yi long is a guy who has a lot more to himself than you think. He isn't shy but isnt really outgoing. He'd much rather be at home, alone, then at school facing all the work and challenge it brings. He goes to school anyways to see his friends, whom he trusts with most of his secrets and untold emotions. He respects those that he feels deserve his respect and when it comes to what he believes in, nothing can change his mind. He is wise, very wise. He gives the best advice and tries his best to understand you. He is the cutest thing you will ever lay your eyes on. His personality is different. He can be mean but can also be the sweetest in the world. He is loyal, trustworthy, kind, caring, loving, honest, and everything good in a person you could find. He has the biggest heart and a brave soul. He is everything a girl could dream of packed into one person. He's also incredibly funny and has real skills when it comes to video games. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet and one you will never forget. He will change your life and change it for the better.
by Tan tek chow September 26, 2020
Get the Yi longmug. by jonblo November 23, 2020
Get the Long end of the stickmug. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Inni84 July 22, 2023
Get the Something thats long and hardmug. When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018
Get the long island 2×4mug. doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
Get the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug. 