The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

A long nine

When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.

Dude last night she totally let me pull a long nine.

by anonymous April 28, 2024

Long Nose Booger

Sperm Nut Cum Cream OR Stick substance

Landen what is this long nose booger doing on your underwear.\

By Brody1256

by Brody The Goat20 May 2, 2024

That long BITCH

a slang for articulated bus

i took a ride on that long bitch today

by Porsche7292 May 8, 2024

long lights

a car’s high beams

Yo, man turn off your long lights! That sh*t way too bright.

by Dayana.DMD May 18, 2024

hos long

When you have just covered up a murder and want to google something late at night.

Hos long to die in cold

by elsaabka May 24, 2024

Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024