When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.
by Scribble_D3mon November 06, 2019
When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022
by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009
by Bill jax July 05, 2017
"I'm going out of town for my birthday this weekend so lets have drinks with friends and then go bowling."
"I think I will call this Tipsy bowling"
"I think I will call this Tipsy bowling"
by Tanecia the inventor March 18, 2019
1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 31, 2020
Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.
by Done it all dave December 05, 2022