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You top 10 means a lot of people fucked you
Girl did you hear they said you top 10
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Polish Top Hat

The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).
I gave my roommate a Polish Top Hat when I came back home seeing him passed out on the couch.
by Polish Top Hat November 2, 2012
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Flying muffin top

Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.
I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.
by cellar 56 January 26, 2010
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Took The Top Escalator

A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.
Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!
by digital.sam September 28, 2009
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dom dom top

Random: T or B ?

Person : Dom Dom top
by Yfdgnnmjfdd September 13, 2021
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Top of the food chain

A hot girl or guy, really hot to hot. nothing compares. beautiful, gorgeous, smoking and so on.
Jeanna is top of the food chain! Damn she hot!
by snippet August 12, 2009
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Top Shelf Dick

Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.
"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."

Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
by Christian "Oaf" Storm January 5, 2009
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