The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).
by Polish Top Hat May 14, 2012
The kid at your high school who is the most popular kid. All the other popular kids loom below him following his every move. Girls want him, guys want to be him, teachers love him, kid can get away with anything.
Hey, Ally, who is this Dante kid? he seems pretty cool, I want to meet him
Pssshtth, Taryn, Don't even think about it, he's the top dog pop, you're wayyyy out of that smooth kid's league.
Pssshtth, Taryn, Don't even think about it, he's the top dog pop, you're wayyyy out of that smooth kid's league.
by Morgadeshou May 11, 2008
by Babybirdd November 10, 2021
Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.
I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.
by cellar 56 January 26, 2010
by Yfdgnnmjfdd September 13, 2021
Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.
"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."
Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
by Christian "Oaf" Storm October 30, 2007
by snippet August 11, 2009