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taco house

taco house is a house out in Mexico that is made from a taco, most suffer from rape, due to little homoic boy
my taco house was really cheep i bought it at the taco truck
by threesum22 February 26, 2010
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Sweaty taco

The action of placing one's penis in between the sweaty flab pockets in a woman's stomach, making the shape of a taco. Sometimes the smell of the sweat from the flab will mix with the beaty swollocks, and one might therefore feel a distinctive smell of ass wine hanging in the air.
Me: "Hey man she gave me such a lovely sweaty taco last night."

Rob: "Wow! How did it feel?!"

Me: ''It was a bit like shoving my penis in between two pieces of soggy sweaty bread!"

Rob: "Sweet I might go home and try that with the Mrs."

Me: "Yeah go for it. You should be careful though because sometimes the smell from you ball came mix with the sweat from her flab and the end aroma wont be pleasant."
by B!B! November 15, 2012
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Amish taco

With your partner laying face down and you upright. Inserting a long object to their anus and work it like your churning butter.
I gave her the amish taco with a toilet plunger handle and churned some shit butter
by Superferret January 5, 2018
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Turd Taco

The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.
Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.
by John-John Falacoos April 26, 2008
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choco taco

this is when you ass fuck a girl, then in the middle of it all you shove your shittyu dick up her puss.
my girlfriend got shit all up her pussy after the preformance of the chaco taco.
by dave/kaln(Dream team) January 27, 2005
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taco meat

excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat
"Damn, taco meat freak!"
by Jonathan January 27, 2004
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Walking Taco

When someone takes a shit in a woman's purse.
Dude, I totally made that chick's purse a walking taco!
by dslam1 January 13, 2011
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