jacob lassiter

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay

jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends

by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018

Jacob M

A short , fat white boy. He has a patch of grey hair and likes little girls. Very toxic.

"ew I heard he only likes underage girls"
"Yeahh really gross , that's Jacob Marshall"

by Your daddy Lexiee February 14, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a bandwagon boy. He loves men and wants much attention. He talks to coach hours on end in hopes of getting to start cleanup

Jacob is mentally ill

by Ddndnd June 6, 2019

jacob sanger

Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast

John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe

by owenzachkortlops12334i4 November 28, 2023

Jacob Sanders

Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.

LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"

by JayBird-Jamie March 29, 2022

jacob

gay fucking bitch who acts confident but hates their own guts

"oh wow it's jacob"
"that one emo kid that hides being his hair?"
"yes that one."

by aarbjj June 24, 2021

Jacob Nigtorius

A black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as repulsive.

"EWW! Lisa, look at that disgusting pig Jacob Nigtorius."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
"Lets get the fuck out of here Lisa!"

by Sauceboy42069666 October 24, 2018