Me
"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"
"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
by Am not gay February 01, 2023
Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 05, 2024
1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
by Sigma Rigel August 08, 2022
Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol
Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.
Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
by CNN-Facts_Matter August 14, 2019
by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019
Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.
See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole
See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole
That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!
Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!
I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!
Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!
I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!
by Word Maestro March 08, 2018