handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

angry lunch lady

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.

Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."

by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016

A Lady Elizabeth

A foot job carried out while wearing tights or pantyhose.

Bro, I got A Lady Elizabeth last night, I busted all over her nylon covered toes, heaven.

by iShidid March 11, 2025

Lady Gaga

An absolute legend and queen of music. She has been making awesome songs since day 1 and showing off her raw talent. She knows how to sing!

There ain't no reason

You and me should be alone tonight
Yeah, baby, tonight, yeah, baby
But I got a reason that

You should take me home tonight
I need a man that thinks it right

When it's so wrong
Tonight, yeah, baby, tonight, yeah, baby
Right on the limit's where
We know we both belong tonight
It's hot to feel the rush to brush the dangerous
I'm gonna run right to the edge with you
Where we can both fall far in love

The Edge Of Glory - Lady Gaga
💕

by Whodoievencare December 17, 2022

Lady Lair

A regular place where females of any kind hang out with their female friends. Basically, the female version of "Man Cave".

"Let's hang in the lady lair and do some makeovers."

by ImmortalSheDemon February 20, 2022

Bird Lady

Bird is a street term for cocaine. The bird lady is a female who heavily sells cocaine.

My mom's the bird lady. She's flipping the birds all day every day.

by bitchwebangin April 19, 2018

Parrot lady

The strange one that walks around the public square in camolflage pants amongst otherwise happy and peaceful people, barkibg at them from a dark and obscured by plain sight kind of place. Often has a nickname like Zeus the Almighty or Hera the Almighty.

Not even the parrot lady or Santa Claus could catch a break this holiday season, they both got dragged from the public square and locked up. She might have somebody shot for saying that (or even get her own hands dirty this time, since action and danger seem to be what she craves as much as attention or money/power).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021