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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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weenie gaga phobia

When you gaga while giving a blow job.
No more BJ's, I have weenie gaga phobia!
by BJWGP August 12, 2023
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National slap a physicist day

Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb
Filip is a physicist. Slap him on national slap a physicist day.
by Micamaca September 1, 2023
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Buff nigga phase

The Buff Nigga Phase is a period in the life of an individual of Black ethnicity during which they reach adulthood and begin intensive weight training. This phase is marked by rapid muscle gain, often due to genetic predispositions that allow for quicker strength development compared to other races. Typically, individuals do not recognize they are in the Buff Nigga Phase until they have consistently trained for 1-2 years and achieved significant muscle growth. This phase is characterized by a strong, bulk-focused mindset and a commitment to heavy, consistent training routines.
After two years of hitting the gym hard, Marcus realized he was in his Buff Nigga Phase when he outlifted all his friends and his shirts started feeling tight around the shoulders."
by Lil Urk July 16, 2024
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Lone Shooter's Phone

Yeah, he was a tech guy or something, right? Some kind of engineer.
Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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Friend of Phil

When you are close friends with someone from work but no one from work knows.
How do I know Corey? Oh we are a friend of phil.
by fenchurch stardust August 2, 2024
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