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Whoever is filthy, a fucking no good scumbag bitch-ass hoe is considered a wanker. Wankers are the worst douchebags on this fucking strange-ass Earth. Beware though, there are also hidden wankers, the ones who seem like the kindest mother-fucking bitch could be the scummiest bitch-ass whore.
"Aw no, he's just a filthy wanker!"
Wanker by Chumhandle November 8, 2017
He is an AMAZING guy. Extremely hot. Nicest person you will ever meet in your whole life.They are VERY rare. Walkens' are very rare so when you find one you should hold them and never let them go.
I want to be a Walkens when I grow-up.
Walkens by DURARARA2 November 12, 2017
Wakkers means annoying
“Your girl is wakkers”
wakkers by Two walkers November 25, 2017

wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it
I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

walter a. brown 

The founder of the Boston Celtics in 1946, as he believed Boston should have a basketball team. Walter helped to found the NBA in 1946.
The founder of the Boston Celtics was Walter A. Brown.
walter a. brown by lilxanman February 19, 2018
someone with ugly hair and a hot smexy body
Oh touch me where m walberg is