“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 1, 2024
Get the Monkey Turdmug. by anonymous April 19, 2025
Get the Turd Whoppermug. A woman or man who is an obsessive fan of abuser Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe she can do anything bad or wrong. Even though she is a man & woman beater who was arrested for assaulting her ex gf.
This Turd Stan keeps defending
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.
by JusticeForAbuseVictims June 27, 2023
Get the Turd Stanmug. by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019
Get the Green Turdmug. by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020
Get the Turdmug. The Turd at the party told all the women that their monthly period is not a justified reason to be a woman and have woman rights.
by JaneDie2021 January 21, 2021
Get the Turdmug. A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
Get the Hot Battered Turdmug.