tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

barking up a tree

Starting shit with someone

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Bee Tree

Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.

Why is Bee Tree being so turdish today!

by Gabby == May 16, 2021

german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021

their in the trees

a phrase used in the vietnam war because the vietnamese loved to hide in trees and snipe soldiers on the ground among other guerrilla tactics

BOB THEIR IN THE TREES LOOK OUT

by dandafan May 25, 2021

Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree

by CoochieMan6942005 May 25, 2021

THERE IN THE TREES

back in my day in veitnam there used to be people trying to snipe us in the trees

GET DOWN BOYS THERE IN THE TREES

by BobDabuilda_Can_we_build_it May 29, 2021