A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.
I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!
by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020
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A Tree House is a place that feels like home, inhabited by a family of like no other.
Its success comes from the Tree Formula. Everything in life starts with a seed, an origin. And it's only from a good foundation that great brands are built, ensuring global coherence to make the tree grow.
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by Digital-Monster November 23, 2021
Get the Tree House BCNmug. Hey Johns gonna go tree chicken popping. I hope it doesn't explode too much so we can gobble it open later.
by Rehawse October 13, 2019
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Get the piss the bark off a treemug. its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022
Get the Wise Mystical Treemug. 