"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"
"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"
"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020
Get the Max "Wax" Jacksonmug. by Dhsrhgkxkg July 12, 2017
Get the max howiemug. by Puthyslayer21 April 22, 2024
Get the pheromone maxxingmug. To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
by You rReal Name March 26, 2020
Get the max-ditzmug. A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.
by Jeddb December 5, 2024
Get the Max rosenmug. a very handsome boy from Virum, Denmark and lots of bootyful gurls love him - he also has a big dick with lots of bitches to sit on it
by thiccthiccdaddy37 May 23, 2022
Get the Maxmug. Max is the sweetest, nicest, cutest person you will ever meet! you happen to come across a Max, DO. NOT. LET. HIM. GO. she’s definitely a keeper. she’s the bestest friend you can find, and if you ever get a Max for a girlfriend, LUCKY YOU. Max will always be there to make you laugh at hard times, and will do almost anything just to make you smile. Max can be really stubborn at times, but that just makes her even cuter. Max is also very huggable, whenever you hug a Max, you won’t wanna let go. Max’s only come ONE in a lifetime, so make sure to treat her right. Max is also extremely attractive, she is very hot and cute at the same time(which i didn’t even think was possible but here we are). I could write so many more things about Max, but i’m pretty sure this has a character limit. So all i’m gonna say is that Max is the best person you could ever meet.
by Crunchytoewater May 11, 2022
Get the Maxmug.