Numero uno reverse

A variation of "uno reverse". When you unknowingly talk about someone who turns out to be yourself.

When she told him she was texting, he made a numero uno reverse when he accused her of cheating on him, when in fact she meant she was texting him.

by mountainofcupcakes January 21, 2021

reverse pussy whipped

Reverse pussy whipped is the delusional state of mind in which the male caters to the females every want and desire with the unachievable expectation that a) she will not cheat on him or b) she will actually accompany him to a social event. Typically this happens when the couple in question is in a miserable marriage or a genuinely shitty dating situation. Commonly this is a very expensive proposition. In most cases the male has been groomed by a lifestyle of beer and pizza. This strategy seldom works in the long term.

I can't believe bob's fat ass keeps blowing off his boys while his wife is " out with the girls". His excuse is feeding the cats. He should grow a sack. He is reverse pussy whipped. Reverse pussy whipped

by Notrpwed January 5, 2014

reverse sword swallowing

instead of putting the sword down your throat, you put it up your fucking ass or vagina. hence the name reverse sword swallowing

look at zach, he is reverse sword swallowing

by tflbaby September 24, 2019

Uno reverse card

A legacy that can reverse any movement a person makes

John: You are so ugly!
Alfie: Pulls out uno reverse card
John:Oh no I'm the ugly one now!

by Bruhmoment12247 October 31, 2019

uno reverse b

A phrase 12-14 year olds say when somebody says no u or says something that they don't like.

person 1; hey, you're gay
person2;no u
person1;no u
person2;uno reverse b

by bread yeet bread yeet May 23, 2019

Reverse Oompa Loompa

A tall purple man.

Genelle is a reverse oompa loompa.

Ailen isn't because she is a tan oompa loompa that weighs 148 (no she doesn't).

Jacky is not a reverse oompa loompa since she is short and yellow.

by Toe-Penis November 16, 2010

Reverse Circle Jerk

(n.) When a group of men jerk off away from each other in a circular shape. There is a women in the middle who directs their movement. It is used as a shield to protect against unwanted contact. No one would speak to you if there was a circle of men jerking off in their way.

I wanted to speak to her, but she had a reverse circle jerk going on, I didn't want cum on me, that would be gay.

by Wen Done May 22, 2018