by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021
A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.
Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.
Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.
"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"
by SpaceHamster January 04, 2012
Caou: oh, there's a post frequency cooldown
by GlowBlock64 August 10, 2024
Trump's-post-pivot-strategy
by It Tickled November 18, 2017
“post-nut transcendence” is “the euphoric higher state of being an individual gains after orgasming”, or “busting a nut”
by PostNutTranscendence June 22, 2023
A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.
Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 06, 2011