F-mud

fuck my useless degree

use F-mud when you got a non stem degree and you're not proud of yourself.

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022

Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
“Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit”

Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.

You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!

by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017

pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

by Sexydimma July 27, 2016

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShitLol September 22, 2021

mud hutting

when a group of six black men surround you naked, defecate on you. and spreading said defecation over you like baby simba.

"does anyone wanna go mud hutting with me"
"derrick got mud hutted last week. he hasnt been the same since"

by *man on soundcloud July 9, 2025

mud

In Hawaii - to defecate, take a dump, etc

Braddah, I'll call you back - I gotta mud.

by poorfool808 May 31, 2018