This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.
David is an idiot.
by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021
Get the Davidmug. A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 24, 2022
Get the David/Ethanmug. 1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. someone who has a foot fetish and is always a horn dog. someone who has very bad hat hair and enjoys to fish in his free time. david also is very obsessed with his girlfriend.
by Idkkkk69 July 12, 2019
Get the david beelermug. David is the sexiest man on earth, however he's very delusional. He thinks he loves his wife LINEA more, but in reality Linea loves him a TRILLION more times. Get that in your head David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by imthebbc March 7, 2025
Get the Davidmug. by The Original LFA June 6, 2018
Get the David’s sistermug. That one fuck boy that knows he’s better than every one. He acts nice and acts like he cares about you but he doesn’t. He does this to get what he wants and most likely you couldn’t handle him in the sheets. He could honestly care less about your feelings and is hella unloyal. But he’s a hella good friend tho:)
by Dat boy clean wit it October 19, 2019
Get the Davidmug.