Valentines Day

Single-Awareness Day.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.

Single: Tomorrow's Valentines Day? Damn.

Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.

by HATERR. February 14, 2010

Green day

1)A great band who know no restrictions in their music, and who really rock live.
2) bay area slang for a boring day, takeing bong hits.

1) The first time i heard Green Day, i coulnt belive my ears.
2) Today has been a green day, im so bored and wasted.

by . September 16, 2003

Bitch Day

Any day that a lot of people at youtr school or know are acting like bitches for no reason or there mad at someone.

"Shut up loser". Wow I think today must be bitch day!

by the myth the man the legend April 26, 2010

Shit of the day

A the crappy stuff you have to go through during the day. Some have to more than others.

He all have to cope with the shit of the day.

by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011

fuck day

A day that you say the word fuck or a day you fuck someone.

Let's fuck today. Why? It is a natural fuck day.

by Ajauytudmemn October 28, 2019

Father's Day

A day to celebrate all the men around the world that presumed the role of a father in a child's life. Often overlooked and made about single mothers

Happy father's day dad!

by DefinitionFixer June 22, 2020

Pancake day

A day all about Dione Mohammed’s arse because it’s super flat

“Why’d you smack Diones arse!”
“It’s pancake day!!”

by Lexoxoxoxo April 14, 2021