Jacob

The guys a fucking jezzy

“Jacob is here, what an absolute jezzy”

by Riquelmeeasportsisass November 23, 2021

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Jacob

They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive

Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”

by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023

Jacob

Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.

Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?

by ollie10 February 15, 2022

Jacob

A person who hates cops

Jacob doesn’t like the police

by CallMeToxic April 20, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a handsome asian boy that is very good at everything he does. Jacob is both intelligent and athletic giving you the best of both worlds.

"Is that Jacob" Girl 1
"Oh my god I love Jacob" Girl 2
"Jacob's intelligence and athleticism allures me towards him" Girl 1
"I can't resist Jacob's body"

by I love big men October 23, 2023

Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019