United States

The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.

I live in the United States because it's awesome.

by Klojhgfcvbn March 21, 2022

Nova State Roleplay

Server with the god known as "aloshua"

among us 1: hey man wanna play Nova State Roleplay

fortnite character: Yes a love aloshua

by McPotato_ March 22, 2022

K State

K State is when you transcend the K Hole, regain partial motor skills, and become a super human.

That wook polished off the bag, entered the K state, then managed to mosey over to J Rad while everyone else fell out.

by PP Gang Official April 10, 2022

endless stat

Taking your typical stattrak but it keeps coming out and you just don’t know when it’ll end

1: “Yooo that was insane”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man”

by yugiohfanaccount11 April 12, 2022

The State Capitol

Rubbing your asshole with the state flag pole, while singing the state anthem. And before you climax shove it in your ass.

Last week a girl circled The State Capitol.

by JaloPP May 1, 2022

united states of amercia

the united states of america, you too Alaska, not you Canada and Mexico

also guns in usa

where are you from?
united states of amercia
oh so you like own a gun?
nah, i own two guns
ohhhh

by sussiboka May 28, 2022

Dzerla statement

A statement only Dzerla would say.

B : "A computer."
A : "No."
B : "Then who?"
A : "Peter."
B : "Well Peter IS a computer."
A : "That's such a Dzerla statement."

by MuffinDealer June 17, 2022