when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.

by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

the quadratic equation congrats for knowing it

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Mr. Square

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious

Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.

Tayla: Ohcrap I only got 64% on my maths exam

Harriet: At least you're not Mr. Square.

by Dartron December 9, 2008

E.D. squared

E. D. squared is when your Explosive Diarrhea causes you to also have Erectile Dysfunction.

Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, my Explosive Diarrhea is so bad I can't get a hard on. I have E.D. squared.

by SJL123 August 13, 2020

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025