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shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .
Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!
by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018
mugGet the shower envymug.

Cold shower September

Yep. A test in your ability to be uncomfortable.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 24, 2023
mugGet the Cold shower Septembermug.

internal shower

A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.
I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.
by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019
mugGet the internal showermug.

Shower

A form of bathing.

Why someone might take a shower:

1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck

Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.
by Failurebitch July 11, 2023
mugGet the Showermug.

Shower neighbour

I can’t believe Karen and Michael are shower neighbours
by Did did drive yet July 12, 2022
mugGet the Shower neighbourmug.

Bomber's Surprise Shower

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
by Bender_124 November 5, 2013
mugGet the Bomber's Surprise Showermug.

shower spill

You said you had to pee really bad but all I heard was the shower running were you shower spilling
by Wiener squirt May 13, 2016
mugGet the shower spillmug.

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