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poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.
I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!
by salami! February 2, 2024
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Shelq

Shelqing, or Shelqmaxxing, is when you put an explosive item, usually firecrackers (or larger items for more experienced users) in a biological male's urethra. This method could be used as an at home circumcision or a fun party trick to show your friends. First discovered on February 5th, 2024.
I shelqed at Jennifer's sweet 16 and accidentally exploded my anus.
by Peggle815 February 7, 2024
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scarlette_spell

low elo overwatch support streamer that loves cats, tattoos, jacob, but hates her chat and abuses them constantly.
scarlette_spell wants to be a streamer
by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 December 4, 2023
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shelf item

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.
How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.
by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024
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Shelf

*eats shelf*
I eat shelf
by Shelfeater2000 February 19, 2024
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Shelly

A person in VRCHAT who resides in the shelter community (a club in vrchat) or a shelter adjacent community that adapts DJing as their personality. They will constantly talk about DJing and popups to the point where it becomes obnoxious and difficult to have a conversation with them. This person makes it their priority to socially ladder climb and suck up to others they deem in a higher social position. Often times shellys will hangout together knowing that some of them have committed serious offences such as making racist remarks, committing acts of SA, and generally exhibiting other forms of inappropriate behavior.
That party last night was pretty mid, there was just a lot of shellys there and I couldn't have a genuine conversation with anybody!
by virtualham February 29, 2024
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Smell nah

A stupid alternative version of “hell nah” made by a dumb monkey.
Monkey: “Smell nah bruh!”
Functioning human being: *slaps the monkey*
by Ha I’m a simp April 11, 2024
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