open-face sandwich relationship

When two single people spend as much time together as a pair in a relationship but aren't sexually involved with each other. The term applies best to opposite sex pairs or same sex pairs where at least one is homosexual. Especially applies to situations where one party wants the pair to be sexually involved.

As in half of an open faced sandwich waiting exposed for the other to be on top of it and for their meats and other juicy bits to be smooshed together and mixed.

Friendzone

Why don't Brett and Meg fuck already? They're always together

Haha, I know. He wants it but she just wants to be friends. They're in an open-face sandwich relationship

by Double-decker meatwhich February 9, 2018

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.

Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich

by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019

Italian beef sandwich vagina

A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.

"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."

by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

Mazur Salad Sandwich Deluxe

Getting a mayonnaise packet inserted in your ass while a female shoves a handful of generic mac and cheese up your ass as well.

This bitch gave me a Mazur Salad Sandwich deluxe behind the school

by Ronjermeysdentist October 29, 2011

Prime Time Chicken Sandwich

A chicken sandwich that is supposed to be just like the chick a’ fila chicken sandwich, but is a crappier version of it, the recipe is from the famous cook book, David and John’s famous cooking

“ Bro John did you see Sheehan eat that Prime Time Chicken Sandwich, he ate that in like one bite!”

by Uncertaintyy January 17, 2019

Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich

Take two pices of bread and apply a generous ammount of peanut butter on one side to both pieces of bread, then pack it down the crack of your ass.

guy #1: "Dude, do you wanna try my Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich?"

guy #2: "Fuck no, I ain't fallin for that shit again!"

by fingelring November 20, 2010

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 29, 2008