pussy planner

Pussy planner is a colloquial term for tracking your monthlies via planner/schedule.

"Is this your pussy planner?" (indicating to a planner on the desk)

by mistikwave September 19, 2010

Whisker pussying

The act of pleasuring a woman with the tip(s) of your mustache.

Jim: Dude I've never been that drunk before!
Jake: Do you even remember what happened?

Jim: Hell no bro, I totally killed 3 6'ers in a shotgun battle.
Jake: All you could talk about was the monster whisker pussying you preformed on a female individual..
Jim: What the fuck is whisker pussying?!
Jake: Ask your sister..

by Vātsyāyana April 13, 2014

Pussy Stick

Another name for a vape.

Person 1: You chuck us the pussy stick.

Person 2: Alright ya

Person 1: You chuck us the pussy stick.

Person 2: Alright ya cunt.

by KensingtonKids101 April 26, 2021

sculpting the pussy

A way of saying "shaving the vagina"

My teacher was mad that I was in the bathroom "too long" But I was sculpting the pussy..

by biathegiant February 24, 2022

Pussy Tears

Noun:

drops of clear, sweet liquid which flow from a vagina when sexually aroused.

N.B. not to be confused with the alternative, "Pussy Tears (Rips)"

e.g. 1

He caressed and stroked her gently, on her way to orgasm, crying pussy tears.

e.g.2

"Mate, she was well wet, you should have seen the pussy tears"

by Agent76 August 12, 2012

Pussy missile

Or pussy whistle.

Shit I find at the wastewater treatment plant in the sewer line. Also known as tampon applicators.

Ron, can you come in today? There’s loads of trash and pussy missiles at the line.

by Miketheguy February 1, 2020

heroin pussy

When her pussy is so wet and tight it’s addictive. You can’t get enough of her heroin pussy. All pussy you’ve had in your life cannot compare to the high you get when you penetrate her heroin pussy.

“Damn baby, you got that heroin pussy.”

“Bro, her pussy is a heroin pussy. It’s so addictive.”

by kurtkocaine August 26, 2020