Cunt with legs

Someone so fat and floppy that they look like a cunt with legs.

" That fat bastard over there looks like a cunt with legs."

by TheKeyDifference May 15, 2018

Tweeter legs

A non vulgar way to say bullshit

This game is so tweeter legs

by Tweeter legs real October 24, 2023

Shivering Leg Man

A man with a zimmerframe found to be watching folk music whilst shivering his leg to the beat.

I saw the Shivering Leg Man today, said Luke

by Shivering Leg Man Co June 06, 2020

why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018

bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.

Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.

by Jbjr4vols July 13, 2024

Pubic legs

When you don’t shave your legs for A long time and it looks like pubes

Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week

Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs

by January 16, 2022

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro July 29, 2013