spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

lady dot

Name for a period

"I just got my lady dot"

by Swagmoneycoop July 8, 2017

Lady Rover

A man who drives a Range Rover Evoque, generally a hairdresser or middle aged man unable to afford a proper Range Rover.

That smug Lady Rover drove down the road thinking ‘Look at me, look at me!!’ until he pulled up at the lights next to a proper Range Rover.

by Fizzy Gravy May 6, 2023

Brick Lady

A videro wherin a brick went through a windsheild and hit the girl in the car, thus giving the name "Brick Lady"

Don't watch the Brick Lady video

by Metal351 August 30, 2022

Lady-Mine

The intimate part of a woman that is often plundered by Welshmen and union officials.

Jesus Christ Ianto... her lady-mine was flooded!

by ElGriffo July 19, 2019

lady dong

A strapon dildo that a woman wears around or a transsexual's penis may be referred to as a lady dong.

Sharon came to the party wearing her lady dong on the outside of her pants.

by RonJoe March 5, 2014

brow lady

Brow Boss

Go to brow therapist

Brow artist

A brow lady can ruin your life fastee than any man can!

Your Brow lady is your go to BFF
Brows friends forever!!

by Wee Brow Bar East Lothian January 29, 2019