The most gorgeous guy you’ll ever meet, with the most luscious hair. If you happen to have a crush on him watch out because many people already like him. He is very charismatic and will make you laugh. He has an extremely huge heart and loves animals. If you ever have a Jake in your life don’t let him go because he is one of the best people you will ever meet.
by Daniel’s apple juice February 26, 2021
7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 03, 2022
by kat3r1n December 04, 2018
He steals art and trys to look cool infront of his friends by lying to them. He's also gay and a furry so you know he's a bad person
Malcolm : Wow, jake is such a fucking gay furry and he steals other peoples art!
Michael : I know! He lies to me everyday!
Michael : I know! He lies to me everyday!
by JakeSucks420 September 07, 2020
James-“You have a big bean and no dick”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”
by PaPa jimmy May 15, 2018
Jake is a Jewish name commonly used to name a baby boy. Dating a Jake is the worst thing you can do ladies, moral of the story don’t date a Jake because he might be an a hole who’s gonna ask for pictures.
by Margot🤷♀️ November 23, 2022