Hi

Hi

Hi

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.

Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.

by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019

hi :)

Who knew such a simple word and smiley face could turn me on so much

Literally any girl on the internet: hi :)
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on

Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 30, 2021

hi

a form of meeting someone as a conversation starter that makes mom or dad stay in the store an hour longer because they see someone they know and makes the kid's life 100 times more miserable

Dad-"hey is that Joe?"
Kid-"don't do it dad."
Dad-"too bad. I have to tell him about the 3 week vacation I just went on. It won't take to long."
Kid-"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by bro bro man dude person October 17, 2022

Hi

The way to start a conversation. Usually coming before how are you

“Hi, how are you?”

“Hi! I’m good. How are you?”

by Hi_mynameisjohncena January 1, 2018

hi

hi

hi

by Gman312 June 2, 2019

hi

the first thing people type in chats

hi

by dsex66 December 5, 2022