ethan

ethans are terrible humans who will make u want to jump In front of a train they are deffintley going to hell they are liars and manipulators and thwy domt care about anyone but there self

"that's Ethan he's evil as fuck! he texted my whole family."

by dictionary duck October 10, 2023

Ethan

The kinda guy to secretly dress up as a girl and stick sharpies in his ass

"did you hear ethan sticks sharpies in his ass"

by MaxD2005 May 22, 2023

Ethan

The ekitten snatcher / Walking W

You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!

by Very Trustworthy Person August 23, 2023

Ethan

ETHAN STOP FLIRTING!

Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*

by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018

Ethan

Sexiest man alive. And is always horny

I know because I am Ethan

by Pro Reapes23 March 9, 2022

Ethan

The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…

That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit

by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is the worlds best Minecraft player and he also is very uplifting in spirit and tech boy also a little nerdy side. But he also has some down he is very pale and uncoordinated

Ethan likes chicken butt

by Ethans is amazing May 9, 2020