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I LOVE ETHAN SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK IM LITERALLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT RN. ETHAN IS THE MOST SWEETEST GUY EVER BUT ALSO REALLY BITCHY TO HIS FAMILY MEMBERS BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOVE ETHAN. (he doesn’t know me cuz he’s my hallway crush.)
Girl 1: yo look it’s ethan
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok
by ilovefrankocean123 October 20, 2023
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Ethan is the best person ever he is awesome I am not ethan jacob
Ethan is the best
by idkwhyimadethisM May 19, 2021
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If you are a women Ethan will simp for you
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A relatively below-average-height Asian who has recently been diagnosed with a contagious disease; Uniqueness. He is extremely addicted to games, and what other people do with phones, he does with a bigass $49.95 hp laptop.
"Ethan, you're so sped."
by HammyShoe July 19, 2024
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fat six pack GOAT. this isnt bullying we still like u ethan dw :)
Q: what is an example of an elephant?
A: ethan
by ilovecatssm_0000 September 07, 2023
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kys because ethan is god
by camisthehottestgirlever July 06, 2021
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Ethan is some guy who is a god at fortnite, because of his 368 wins, but unfortunately has been grounded for at least five weeks and wants his Xbox back.
Ethan: Mom can I go play fortnite on my Xbox now?
Mom: FUCK NO YOU LITTLE BITCH!
by GunnerGaming101 February 24, 2019
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