Ethan

Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!

Gurrllllll, I just had Sex with Ethan hes got a Dick longer than Brian!!

by Blackwillow73@aol.com May 19, 2020

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Ethan is a cool dude and a general freind. He also wrote this description.

Ethan is the best person in the world

by CharizardXYZ January 26, 2021

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literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.

person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.

by iheartglee October 6, 2021

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ethan's humour is so underrated. he is so underrated. i could talk to him for hours to be honest. people like ethan deserve all the happiness they desire, they deserve everything they want. people like ethan are the ones you will remember in 10,20,30 years. one in a million typa guy :)

this friend i have is so amazing! he is ethan :)

by dinkled June 15, 2023

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