douche water

(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.

Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.

Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.

by LB February 8, 2005

douche bag

sumthin to clean a chicky pussy...its a simple as that!

stacie is a douche bag!! :)

by brittany November 10, 2003

douche bag

giant fluid-filled bag labelled 'XXX' and used as feminine hygiene product or as a descriptive term for one's dress.

Oh, I see Larry here came dressed as a giant douche bag..again

by em August 13, 2003

black douche

a douche oftenly used by black people

damn that lady has a smelly black douche

by jared whit October 30, 2007

Douche Bag

1.An annoying little prick who thinks he is all goth and talks like a little fuckin girl.

2.An annoying teacher who knows nothing about anything

Don is a fucking douche bag, I hope it's not contagious.

by Walter March 17, 2005

douche bag

1. A devise that females use to clean them self.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.

1. My vagina was smelly so i had to use my douche bag.
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!

by josh capell March 19, 2008

douche-dick

A person so mean and rude you can't just call them a "duche" or "dick"

You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.

Friend: What a douche-dick.

by TickleMeSilly April 12, 2014