Alaskan Douche

When a guy or group of guys jack off and fill a douche bottle with cum.... then the cum is frozen. Some time later, the bottle is defrosted and squirted into a woman's vagina, preferable while still cold. The woman then finishes the douche by spurting the cum juice out.

I gave my girl a 100 load alaskan douche courtesy of some of my good buddies. Then she unloaded it on my cock while I fucked her in the ass.

by the_worm July 13, 2009

douche water

(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.

Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.

Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.

by LB February 8, 2005

douche bag

sumthin to clean a chicky pussy...its a simple as that!

stacie is a douche bag!! :)

by brittany November 10, 2003

black douche

a douche oftenly used by black people

damn that lady has a smelly black douche

by jared whit October 30, 2007

douche bag

giant fluid-filled bag labelled 'XXX' and used as feminine hygiene product or as a descriptive term for one's dress.

Oh, I see Larry here came dressed as a giant douche bag..again

by em August 13, 2003

Douche Bag

1.An annoying little prick who thinks he is all goth and talks like a little fuckin girl.

2.An annoying teacher who knows nothing about anything

Don is a fucking douche bag, I hope it's not contagious.

by Walter March 17, 2005

douche pop

The physical worn collar of a cum guzzling frat boy.

Ladys beware of the frat boys with a douche pop.

by Patacos June 26, 2009