doing an alex

Doing an alex is a very selfish act. It also means looking after oneself without considering the emotions of others. Border-line narcessistic.

He's not coming......He's doing an Alex

by Danajam December 3, 2017

do the bobo

just sitting around chilling with your homies watching sports and drinking cocktails

"Damn man lets just straight do the bobo tonight"

by jfloss December 18, 2008

Doing a Brenton

Adding an unnecessary level of drama to an otherwise ordinary task or situation.

Man, this guy is really doing a Brenton. Calm that dickhead down.

by Pirate-Dave February 26, 2021

do the jitz

To run or walk away, to leave, let's roll or Let's bounce

1: "The cops busted the party so we had to do the jitz across the road."

2: "Stay a bit longer." "Nah, I gotta do the jitz down to the store and pick me up some vodka."

3: "I hauled her b*tch ass into the car and did the jitz from the cops" "Wtf did you do then?" "Then my mum came in and yelled at me to turn grand theft auto off."

by FLOMG September 26, 2008

Doing a Murray

Slang phrase for partaking in acts of self-gratification whilst at work

McMc is in the gent's toilets masterbating, i.e. Doing a Murray.

by LiVe LeE October 27, 2010

Doing a Peterson

The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.

"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"

by Mahablanka September 30, 2021

doing the beef

Killing yourself

Committing suicide

He's a top melter def needs to do the beef.

Jeff: Hey guys do you mind if I stick on this All Time Low album for a bit? Jamesy: Nah lad were just back from a rave for 7 hours, what's ur name again? Actually dosent even matter just split lad and do the beef!

Clarke: Where's Jeff? Jamesy: Duno prob away doing the beef somewere.

by Tucker van blurt September 22, 2016