by teddio June 14, 2011
Get the too dead to skin mug.When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2021
Get the Dead Dick Divorce mug.The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.
Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.
Attendees: *Face Palm*
Attendees: *Face Palm*
by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010
Get the Dead Laptop Syndrome mug.The first Episode (or as some stupid Melenials will call it Levell, gosh I flippin' hate uncultured swine, ITS EPISODES NOT LEVELS, GOsh) in Doom (1993), also is the first introduction to At Dooms Gate
Kneck beard "Knee Deep in the Dead is such a good first level"
Chad "its a episode, though I can see how you can consider it a level, please understand that it serves the original title better to call it episode,"
Kneck Beard (Now Chad) "ok, thank you for telling me,"
*They rip and Tear*
Chad "its a episode, though I can see how you can consider it a level, please understand that it serves the original title better to call it episode,"
Kneck Beard (Now Chad) "ok, thank you for telling me,"
*They rip and Tear*
by CoolBoy 69funnyhahaha November 14, 2021
Get the Knee Deep in the Dead mug.Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.
Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.
Girl 2: What's DCD?
Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.
Girl 2: What's DCD?
Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.
by Trap "Money" McCallister May 23, 2011
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Get the DEAD FUCKING APPLES mug.NOUN:
1. A person who is passive-agrresive.
2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.
Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
1. A person who is passive-agrresive.
2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.
Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.
Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
by Fontbone1 November 6, 2012
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