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Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”
by Hookname December 4, 2020
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captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"
by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020
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captain stupid head

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads
All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head
by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020
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Captain Jackson

It’s a place where people are involved and are happy. It’s also a place where your friends are extremely awkward. That simple
Captain Jackson is a great man and place
by CPO1KM December 23, 2020
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Capitol Siege

A very dangerous sex position involving tear gas, broken glass, and Molotov cocktails.
“Bro, I just ran a Capitol Siege on her ass.”
by alf33613 January 7, 2021
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Capital

Beat down in a riot. - major guy
Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)
by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021
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Capital

Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital.
by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021
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