Aaban

The Pakistani Corner store owner who molest boys on a daily basis, he has a rat-like face and has a small Penis fetish

10 year old: mom can I go play outside?
Mom: NO! It's 6 pm! That's the time aaban gets really horny!

by TheTruthRemainsHidden February 12, 2024

Alabama Donut Hole

When you super glue your penis before inserting it into a vagina or butthole (preferably a family member's), causing the vagina or butthole to go inside out when you pull out. After you turn it inside out, you then use a knife the separate the skin from your penis.

Oh yeah me and my sister did the alabama donut hole

by bigbbbbbbbbbb February 28, 2024

Alabama Mud Missile

A “nitro cell” from below in the video game Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege.

“Alabama mud missile in coming”

by Ingborg March 1, 2024

alabama baseball

When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.

Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.

by Reallee March 16, 2024

Alabama Blue Waffle

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it

p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no

by harryDBD March 17, 2024

Alabama Piñata

The act of tying a Hispanic person to the back of a Chevrolet C10 pickup truck and driving off.

"My cousin Hector was the victim of an Alabama Piñata."
"My baby mama's daughter's birthday was the other day, we had ourselves an Alabama Piñata"

by alabamapinata March 21, 2024

Alabama Batman

A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.

Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!

by Batman2006datguy March 24, 2024