my girlfriend won't fuck me because of fortnite
by FoRtNiTe_iS_GaY November 6, 2018
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Redditor: You should be brutally murdered for liking a video game.
Redditor: You should be brutally murdered for liking a video game.
by TrollFace Gameing January 7, 2021
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They fortnite player creatures usually spend their mother’s credit cards on the online currency called “V-Bucks” to buy skins that they don’t need. They also refuse to take showers and beg to their moms to buy the battle pass.
They fortnite player creatures usually spend their mother’s credit cards on the online currency called “V-Bucks” to buy skins that they don’t need. They also refuse to take showers and beg to their moms to buy the battle pass.
Person 1: “Just got done playing fortnite babe”
Girl 1: “Why do I date you anymore? You spend 15 hours a day on this stupid game, you barely even talk to me. We’re Over!”
Girl 1: “Why do I date you anymore? You spend 15 hours a day on this stupid game, you barely even talk to me. We’re Over!”
by AyoThePizzaHere April 24, 2021
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by Ondadot December 7, 2018
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by Jhaycobey December 22, 2018
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