David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023

David

David - Meaning a giant piece of shit, a pussy, and a douchecake. Truly one of the worst people you will ever meet.

"Hey, have you heard of that guy named David?"

"Yeah, I have. He's a giant piece of shit, pussy, douchecake."

by David Hater 69 May 4, 2023

David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.

Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David

by Wet-B May 5, 2023

David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees

“David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham”

by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023

David

The most Emo person in the world, very caring and has a gold heart.

I can’t let go of David for being Emo!

by Kolipzy_master881 November 20, 2023

david louangsana

This super cute guy that is a big dick gladiator. Who also has a 50 lbs cock

thats a david louangsana

by Imsuperrpoopy November 20, 2023

DAVID

Gay
like harang and stella too much

why are u david?

by 123david123 November 21, 2023