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Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who's always late despite saying he'll be on time, an absolute neek that keeps everyone waiting for half an hour after saying he'll be 2 minutes.
Chris said he'll be on in 2 minutes... (20 minutes later) Where the fuck is Chris?
by Wowwowweewow September 12, 2021
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Chris

A real ass nigga who tries to keep everyone happy and loves working out and staying positive.Loves dressing nice and being around a lot of people, sometimes he wants to be by himself.If he is mad he will still try to stay positive.His type is black/latina. He likes to play video games.Chris tries his best to get what he wants and will not settle for anything less.He loves his close friends and will always make sure their, although he puts himself first.
Yo Chris you really him.
by Cbank-15 November 10, 2022
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Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.
Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024
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Chris W. R.

Chris is a very loving and sweet man who wants nothing in life but to make others happy. Chris W. R. is someone who will sacrifice almost anything to make you smile and a great friend that I couldn't live without.
by Ms. Michigan March 8, 2013
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Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Chris Fong

That guy who fucked me last night was a real Chris Fong
by Logan135 May 7, 2018
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Chris

Chris is the dumbest and funniest guy you will meet Chris is so perfect hes so handsome you will fall in love with him, you will think about him all the time and you will cry when you arent talking to him hes so amazing and has pretty brown eyes and braces hes your whole world you would be anything for him
"Kira: stop texting your dumb boyfriend and lets do something"
"Jocelyn: Ay! only i can call him dumb and he has a name."
"kira: yeah yeah idc about Chris lets just gooo"
"Jocelyn: Ok ok we'll go soon let me just say goodbye"
"Kira: Your obsessed girl"
"Jocelyn: Yeah ik."
by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022
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