dog walker

A small joint, the right size to have a quick smoke while walking your dog. Sometimes made by rolling with two filters and then removing one of them.

"How much weed do you have left?"
"Just a tiny bit, but enough for a dog walker".

by reltihfloda August 20, 2024

Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.

At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”

by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024

Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

dirty walker

when you're sucking your girl's big toe as she twists your balls into a knot and proceeds to stick her foot into your anus making you climax on her dog.

Bro mattie gave the hardest dirty walker of my life, her dog is stuck to the wall.

by Bobby_the_booby_buster March 19, 2024

Wuke walker

The act of looking up at the sky to the lords above on every par 3 and saying “please let them get a hole in one so I can go from coors light to free top shelf doubles”

Par 3 coming up so I’m going to get my wuke Walker on.

by Herbie versmells March 27, 2024

moon walker

It's a really good punk nature and alt rock style band listen to their music

Aspiring joker:Did you hear moon walkers new song Regular people? You should check it out.
Wingman372:Sure man just checking it out now

by Urbdicdayismay23 April 3, 2024

Backseat wanker

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.

Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.

by chaise longue April 9, 2024