Turd Culprit

Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!

I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!

by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021

turd whisle

I took a turd whisle this morning.

by Sporty75 October 8, 2023

When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you

Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor

by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.

My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.

by mwecky January 3, 2019

by Trollerfromhades January 16, 2016

God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater

by tillyberry March 3, 2021

“hey babe you’re a turd monkey”
“wtf is that”
“kenna hobbs”

by Brittan Piety August 20, 2020