Heard Turd 

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

Heard Turd by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

suboxone turd 

Suboxone turd. A massive turd from taking Suboxone. A turd so big it feels breached in the shit canal and deserves a name when it finally makes it’s way out.

Finally delivered a Suboxone turd, time of birth 1:23 am, 23 inches long, 3 pounds named Jessica.

suboxone turd by Addict18 November 23, 2023

Obligated turd 

Xd_reevey on playstation

Why have you put a hotel on Mayfair you obligated turd

Obligated turd by BigFatty6432 December 6, 2023

power turd 

A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl

Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?

Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.

Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !

Bill: It was a real power turd.

power turd by cutthecards December 6, 2023

occupy turd street 

going to the bathroom

I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street

occupy turd street by Howboycat December 25, 2023

Disk Turd 

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.

1: Most of your hard drive is filled with Disk Turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.

Disk Turd by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024

soggy turd in the mud 

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it

miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time

soggy turd in the mud by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 19, 2024