P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

big ol' brown ass titties

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

Ive Got Bigger Titties to Lick

When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.

Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!

Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...

by Range Master October 8, 2009

Horny guacamole nigga titty juice

Juicy fat niggas titties with guacamole

shoot some horny guacamole nigga titty juice please.

by Jahs nip July 8, 2019

Reverse Titty Fuck Butthole Lick

The act of a man, sticking his penis between a females breasts, with his penis poiting towards the females lower body, while the man also receives a butthole lick job from the lucky lady.

Yo, me and your Mom did the Reverse Titty Fuck Butthole Lick last nite. And damn, is she good!

by Haffey 520 February 8, 2005

slap the shit out of my titties

Not a real thing. Something that you make Amanda’s believe is a cool/modern phrase or slang for something that slaps. Or is fire. It is banging.

But I’m reality, not actually used by any person... EVER!

Hey bruh bruh. Did you hear that I convinced another Amanda that “slap the shit out of my titties” is something that young people use as slang for fire! How gullible!!!!

by SchtevieDeezNutz November 10, 2020

big tittie anime gf on roblox

Obvioustly your big tittie anime gf on roblox!

I smashed my big tittie anime gf on roblox today.
Guy 2: Nice dude did you use a condom?

by yourewaifu July 7, 2018