Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

by jborg_arts March 1, 2020

mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

money on mother

mom

money on mother
well, yeah thats what i think it is so yeah

this is a joke DONT TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY

by the gamer cool 100 November 7, 2022

hog mother

adj. A Gamer Girl who loves to flick the ol' bean and chug loose corn-milk.

Ugh, you are a honkin' Hog Mother.

Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.

by Micky123 October 9, 2013

Mother Natured

When the time of the month approaches, and your husband ask you for some coochie and you tell him you've been "mother natured"!

Bitch, My husband asked me for some coochie and I went to freshen up and saw I got Mother Natured

by BabySagittarius2099 February 1, 2022

What in the Mother Fuck?

“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.

What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!

by brocousinbro March 3, 2023

Mother nature

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.

COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 7, 2021